Now you know what's crazy is, I've been in this exact same situation before. Let me give you a little story time. I was jorking it one time right in the school bathroom. My homie Frank walked in and said, Oh my god, who's jorking it? And then I walked out the bathroom with my little schlong dragon on the ground And I hit him with that boing-oing-oing And then he said, Oh my god, that veiny Al did. And then we pulled both of our dabs out And then measured sizes And mine was more veiny and girthier. It was so crazy.