Here's the problem, right Here's the problem You have seven boyfriends They don't break up with you for the same reason They can't all be the problem, right Clearly not Clearly, you're the problem for all seven of them Maybe you're the problem I mean, she should think about that Umm But you know what? Somebody's just gotta learn the hard way And sometimes you need to smack the fuck out of So they can learn that lesson Whether it's metaphorically or literally One of the two, I don't know It's up to her Not me Choices, though Choices But she right