G'reeedings, eh, my name is Timmie I'm married, unhappy, lookin' to cheat on my bitch she's ugly as fuck and her shit stinks, you know if you know what I mean, I don't know, that shit smells like fucking horrid it smells... horrid but... her pussy smells like strawberries and blueberries yada yada yada have fat butts, fat titties I would like to get to know you and maybe marry so, hit me up