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I wanna hear y'all's like most like, rizziest, rizz pickup lines. Please.
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If you don't give me your phone number right now, I'm gonna go home and kill myself.
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We saw like my ex, honestly, with that fucking kill. Imma kill myself if you don't do this. Imma kill myself if you don't do this. Honestly, do it. No balls. Do it. Like, damn.
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And you sound like me when I fart
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Why the fuck did I fire while reading this with the fuck?
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Bro she said why did I fall while reading this ain't no way bro what the fuck
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That has honestly got to be like the worst pick-up line ever like anyone that says that It's just like it's the temptation to just say go on and do it but it's like it sounds so rude you can't say it
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Nah, you're mad. You forgot the... Dreaming like Ratty. Don't get me dirty.
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If I were to get the world's greatest treasure, you would be my most prized possession.
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Nah, this ***** definitely want a ***** got intro music.
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He got the ninja go music bro
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Bro got that karate kid intro, bro definitely one for sure.
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I'm a black caramel six foot black man with a black penis
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Wow, okay. That's cool.
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Bring it on home, John B.
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Hey baby, wanna buy me a drink and eat my pussy afterwards?
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Yeah are you saying that and grandma call my way
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Are you Shrek? Because I got a swamp that you can dive into.
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Okay, this one might hit. This one's the winner.
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Pussy.
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Are you at school cause I sure wanna shoot some kids in new year
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Well care about that I would fuck the shit out of a creeper bro God
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What the fuck? Why would you do this to me? Oh my god. Oh my god. Why would you do this to me? Mom.
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Oh shit, I like I fucked it up and then I post it like on accident. Okay. Okay. Let me redo it man Give me the damn creeper. Oh, oh, oh.
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Stop! It's just dropping.
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Shut your mouth and give me that damn creepy remote control.
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You sound so fucking goofy right now, bro. What the fuck?
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Beer like this is to Butt
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Oh, oh, I'm good.
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Dude, literally shut your mouth and let me get that creeper ready. I'm finna put it in the butt on the creeper.
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What we just said to your mouth, I literally cannot stand you. You literally like, like ruining my whole life. Like, what do we, I just literally only want to play um, Fortnite? So fuck you, you b-
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Dude what is the fuck up because you don't like Like loser you like to fly from Fortnite
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Dude, you what do we suck at Fortnite more? You what do we... You what do we bought like the banana from Fortnite? Like for real, like... Look everybody knows it too like you what do we suck
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FYI the banana phone for nine in the name is actually peewee yup no stupid idiot
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What do we suck at Minecraft too? I bet you have to watch videos. To play... Damn. to play with all Minecraft.
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