Guys, me and my friends have been arguing about this for the past few hours, alright? Is water wet, alright? I need a genuine question, please God.

Water isn't what end of story.

Water is not what you are.

It makes things wet, but it's not actually wet

I hope people know how fucking upset I get about this question because no what is not where everything it touches it where is the most basic oh my fucking God I'm gonna have a fucking aneurysm

Okay, so listen, listen, listen. So I think about it, like fire is burning, like when you touch fire, like you get burnt and stuff. So like when you touch water, of course you get wet, So why wouldn't it be wet?

No water is not wet, it makes other things wet, dumbass, motherfuckers.

Yes is.

I'm wet

Okay, okay, look at it from a different perspective. Right? Fire is burning, right? So why wouldn't water be wet?