If you saw my duck riding with me in the car just chilling on my dashboard what would you think

I would probably shoot the fucking tires out in the car so you could go fucking spinning into a spiral and fucking die.

I think that's a safety hazard and I think you're literally gonna kill someone.

I'm talking like semi truck fucking Eiffel Tower like let's be real. Oh my, I'm scared for you, should I call the cops?

I would think of the coolest mofo around, bruh.

I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna probably shoot it and then make some fucking duck dumplings, but I shake gas

natural demon fuck out the window

I don't believe that you're super kelly fragile is to expial adosius buddy because um People don't ride around in cars with duckies. So I would shoot you down with my rocket launcher bitch

I would deadass I think that you're cool as shit cuz you are you are cool as shit

I trust stealing it

Hey I really would like the truck and I probably want to take it