I want to know your best conspiracy theory you have and I want to hear it all

There are legitimately people who believe the earth is flat or square and it's ridiculous. There is no factual evidence to believe this. You know what my factual evidence to believing that the earth is a spear? I can see it with my own goddamn eyes if I walk outside.

If you eat too much booty hair, will you turn into a booty hair? Like think about it. You know that magic school bus episode where that dude turns orange? or like what if you see the booty here

I was saying this for years you know when he was school and then you like leaned back on your chair to crack your back and then it all turns dark right when you do that and then you can see again you switch timelines something in your timeline has been changed forever

I don't know if it's the best conspiracy theory but sirens, they're like evil mermaids, they will lure you into the water with their voices and once you get close enough they will snatch you in and kill you.

I don't have any personal conspiracy conspiracy theories, but my dad is really big on them. him, he believes that aliens, extraterrestrial beings did 9-11.

Turn to night, I just turn off all the lights, open the window, and look outside. Because I know the government does crazy shenanigans while everyone's hiding the old dudes. I just saw shit, I just saw shit, look, look, look. It's either a ship or this speed I just took is giving me the f***ing visions.

Trump is gay.

If you drink a gallon of milk a gang of guys have just finished gang banging nothing on the check somewhere in the world

clouds aren't real and the government made clouds so aliens could put cargo in the government to put parasites in our brains.