So my uncle told me he was gonna snitch on me with my doctors psychologist because my bird had fucking swim away and I told him that was my supposed to be taxes so I just went to the gas station and put water in my jug

I like to talk about how tiny my dick is and it fits in my cat perfectly.

Day when my girlfriend just broke up with me over some dumb shit that I can't control and shit like that but it's OK though maybe I'll find a better way of life and actually be happy but right now I'm not happy for shit so like I don't know

So basically I asked my mom if I could sleep with her because I was having neighbors and so basically my dad was texting me so I went in the middle right and then I asked dad if he can move the remote and then he said if I the remote then I went

Meow!