No, the worst pain is breaking your spine, falling through bleachers.

Sperm cramps. I'm like, bro, nah, fuck that. Post-nut clarity. Shit sucks, bro.

Nah, man's gotta be overstretching. I'll be stretching to the point where I'm bored and I'm gonna break a bone.

worst pain is shooting you think it's about to go top corner and it hits the fucking crossbar or the post all the ****** know about that pain man come on

Haha, when you're laughing, having a good time, dancing, jumping around, then somebody asks you if you're okay. Ha! Hehehehehehehehehehe

You- you boys talking about leg cramps, alright? While us women, every fucking month, we go through excruciating pain, bro. It feels like a hot pitchfork into our fucking uterus, or ovaries, are being, like, swirled around like a sp- Like a spaghetti. I can't speak English. Like a spaghetti, bitch. Like. Don't even get me started, bro.

Oh, I'd say zip my penis on the zipper. When I was young, I think that's the most painful thing I have felt in my life.