This is the reason why I do not get any bitches bro, or pussy bro, my god. I am too stuck into goth asian girls. And I know you're not asian, you're probably not, but still, just girls like this.

Hey, yo. I got two things for you, right? Clean your mirror, right? I don't know how you got it dirty, but you have to clean it, you know? A clean space is a clean mind. I don't know. Something like that. And second, back up, gang. Too close to the camera.

Girl, you better give me that waist. Man, I need to be skinny.

I'm about to die. I'm about to die. I'm about to die.

You're so kawaii, oh my lord. My bad, yo. Oh my lord, she's so kawaii, oh my goodness gracious.

Why the fuck are you so pretty dude, how do you beat pretty?

BLEH