If they love shopping.

Your mom.

you

When they cheat, get caught, and then blame it on drugs or alcohol.

See, when their stories don't add up. So a woman might be saying, oh, I was on the game. And I'll ask him, so why won't you answer again? And he's like, oh, I was sleeping. Like right after you said you were on the game. So if they stories, or that can get progressively worse too. That's just my example, cause that's what my boyfriend does a lot. But when they stories don't add up at all, that I would go like dry and just like responding really weird and like really late.