i have an identical twin sister but she literally gets all the guys what am i doing wrong

Mmm, you probably want to at least throw a wrangle at you. Ahem. Yeah.

Do you think I care?

Well, for starters, you could try being, you know, the one that goes up to talk, you know what I'm saying? Like, you can't always just be expecting dudes to walk up and be like, yo, what's good, momma? Let me eat you out for a bet. No, you can't just be expecting that.

Hold on, bruh. Did she just say that her older sister was a year younger than her?