My teacher threw a stapler at me on Valentine's Day. So my friend's dad teaches history at our school and I'm in his class. The kid in front of me was one of the guys. During class he yelled, Your daughter and me did some crazy shit in your car. My friend's dad got beet red and threw the shit off his desk. He screamed, What did you say, you little shit? And threw his stapler at the guy in front of me, but he ducked. And it hit me square in the face. So I ended up in the nurse's office and needed two stitches.

Slay.

Bruh, you talk like you're reading a book to an entire class. Like, what the heck?

Anyway, anyway, don't worry about that story. Um Like I was walking through the street and then my dog said yo, man, can we get some KFC? I was like, you know what sure why not? We went to McDonald's and I got myself a big like, you know, like hungry hungry Mac meals So like tomorrow I went to like China and like I flew over the roof because my dog was like pooping itself And like that's crazy like and then like I woke up yesterday and like