What was something that was said to you that your only response was you gotta be fucked up?

They got me fucked up taking all these damn taxes on my tax return. I think we all know that's like.

Mine was when my chick told me I had to get a job. I said, man, you got me fucked up.

I was waiting at a bus stop for my lunch break and there's a guy there making trying to make eye contact with me and I was avoiding it but I accidentally made eye contact and he said where you off to? I said I'm going for my lunch break. He looks me dead in my eyes and said can I eat you for lunch?

Bruh, bruh, I said exactly what she said. She asked me to get a job. I said you got me fucked up I do not want to work. I don't think anybody does anybody says they like working is a lie. I don't care.

Does the curtains match the drapes?

So I'm working for Capital One years ago and the customer calls in and proceeds to tell me, listen, hear you inward, take your head out of your PUSSY and of course I hung the phone up.

Then the other time I was working at the gym as a front desk clerk but they would take three people off my desk, off their desk to work my post and send me to the cafe.

Well let me tell you the cafe all the fruit for the smoothies would be molded and slimy and grimy and they would just mix it up grind it up put it in a shake enjoy your shake have a good workout

It's the one time I quit my job, needless to say.