Oh, dude, man, that must have been like an itchy and scratchy shift, right? Maybe that's where... Maybe that's where somebody came up with the cartoon, Itchy and Scratchy. Oh, man, I feel for you, bro. That's rough. Oh, man, I feel for you, bro.

I mean, I guess, you know, you got to plan ahead with like diet and everything, right? Because like shitting your pants at work if you had Thai food the night before would be a whole different ball game than if you had like a burrito or cheese pizza the night before, right? Like much easier to clean up. Like Thai food, like, oh man, you got, it's going to be in your shoes and everything and it'll be messy.

Oh my god, your response cracked me the fuck up. I mean, well, I guess this is the approach that somebody would take if they'd already called in sick too many times and the boss just isn't buying it, because, you know, there's no way of getting around like, oh, dude, what's that? What's that smell? Oh, get the fuck out of here. Go home. What are you thinking? Oh, God.

You know, I mean it's a little extreme, but uh, you know, just you know, keep that technique with you in the in your back pocket in case, you know, in case, uh, in case you try to call out sick and the boss doesn't, you know, doesn't believe you're sick or whatever, you know, you just show up and then, oh man, get out of here, go home.

Yeah, you know, I mean, I think it would be completely 100% successful.

Ooh, a diaper. Well that, that defeats the whole logic, right? You wear a diaper, I mean they might smell that you got something going on there. But it's not gonna present as well. Like, you know, say you is wearing like a nice little pair of linen pants. Or something like that, right?

I mean, you know, it's a good fallback, you know? Guaranteed to work, right? Boss, I just shit my pants. You did what? Oh God, you did. Get the fuck out of here.

Okay, the hilarious part is that you said, I don't think I've ever done that at work. Girl, I hope you've never fucking done that at work, are you kidding me?

Okay, so you've never shit yourself at work, but have you had a shart before?

I mean, you know, you might want to try some other things first, but if those don't work, there's always the old fallback. Shit your pants!