Goddamn, Mom.

If you were on Craigslist and you were a sofa, I wouldn't even want to purchase you. Even if you were one of those free ones, you wouldn't even be worth moving into my house. I'd rather just have whoever wanted to sell you just dump them out into a dumpster instead.

hey miss girl i need to talk to you still what am i trying to read am i trying to read your niash am i trying to read your face me can't see nada me can't see nothing what am i trying to read girl

I know that bathroom smell like the entire ocean breeze fuck out of here

Dog, just let me get a nibble.

What color was the phone, y'all?

Gosh dang it, let me blow that thing in the air. Gorgeous, get out!