What lie did your parents tell you when you're a little for no damn reason like for example my mom told me she was allergic to dogs just cause she didn't want one

I'm glad I didn't like hot, steamy men to my booty, old brother. Well, there ain't nothing better than it. That was soagon Bible employees

My mum I'll probably say sure she went stoma and like who is that if you look at me in the eyes your turn to Stone

that I wasn't in accident and that I'm loved so the water is out at my house Argh!

My dad went to get the milk, but he didn't come back after like 97 years. No, I'm just kidding, five years.

My mom said that I was from the stars. I don't think I'm from the stars.

A Nursery

That I wasn't adopted. I look nothing like them.

She ended up having everything situated but ended up kicking me out so yup

that I would grow up and have a good laugh.

My die only that is muscles or rocks and put in his arms and you also told me that to get pregnant you need to swallow a watermelon see you and then I was scared to eat watermelons for like five years