What lie did your parents tell you when you're a little for no damn reason like for example my mom told me she was allergic to dogs just cause she didn't want one

My mom lied to me by saying I wasn't a mistake and an accident.

I think every Brazilian mom used to do that but like my mind my mom used to say that if you eat mango like the fruit mango and then drink a cup of milk she would die yeah

I'm going to be mad at God, I'll tell him I'm going to be a peanut butter man today, I'm going to talk to you today.

Dad told me that he's allergic to cats just cause he didn't want one like what the fuck you could have just told me the truth ahhh Is that the horror moment?

My dick would fall if I dropped off too much

My mom told me that if I didn't behave the ghost in my closet would eat my toes off at night time

He told my ass I was white

I'm not a coward trust me I swear

Man, I don't even got a mama bear. Oh

that I was beautiful