What lie did your parents tell you when you're a little for no damn reason like for example my mom told me she was allergic to dogs just cause she didn't want one

Alma from the time I was like a little little kid to probably about middle school my dad told me that Brett Favre was my grandpa and I believed him and I went around and told people and nobody believe me and

As a matter of fact, whenever grandma used to try to take like helicopes of my drink just to see if it was poison and I always believed her.

Someone to say they're stroking your dick to pull again right What the fuck

My mama told me that she was pregnant.

My mama told me that she was holding my money next time you know I asked bitch she don't have it bitch she's lucky I was young but I didn't right now I wanna beat her ass and I'm just playing but yeah girl

They told me that Santa and Easter Bunny and shit was fucking real like, The poem is not real, it's them.

That if I didn't make my bed in the morning, the spiders would crawl in them, and then The spiders would be crawling over me when I slept.

I don't know if this is true but my parents while my dad always told me that it's illegal to be naked and then will lock you up in jail

Baby just a. You know cause babies actually don't appear because you know happens when a guy puts his peep

that I had a dad