What lie did your parents tell you when you're a little for no damn reason like for example my mom told me she was allergic to dogs just cause she didn't want one

My mom told me that if I ever smoked weed, I would die because asthmatics are allergic to weed.

someone likes my mama tell me um yeah she was on her way home but she was still I'm gonna start picking up a whole lot of spoo.

So I had a really hard time letting shit go like physically like like giving shit out or throwing shit out and my grandma lied to me and she told me that if I do throw it out some rats gonna come and give me a present in exchange

My mama lied to me saying, I can't be Torre Explorer. hank takes dinner

that you get arrested for having a fucking car light shot.

That I didn't go to the club and I literally didn't want to stay home by myself

My dad told me that he wasn't an alcoholic anymore and then next day I see him chugging a fucking 40 and then he threw my mom in the fucking wall and did a line bro

My mom told me that if you wake up in the middle night Krampus is going to come and get you and one time I woke up on Christmas and I was crying myself to sleep under my bed because I was so fucking scared

My G. My parents told me that Santa is real. Like and share if you enjoyed the info about Edith How we found we are doing.

That'll catch a cold if I walk out of the house with my ass hose work