What lie did your parents tell you when you're a little for no damn reason like for example my mom told me she was allergic to dogs just cause she didn't want one

Mama lead saying that it's illegal to have a light on in the car when it's like especially when it's dark she would like flip out at all that you know it scared me I thought I was gonna jail Sonia

If you turn on the lights inside the car, the police is going to catch you.

My mom used to tell me if I drink coffee I become a midget

that I was adopted.

She said I was adopted.

If I keep eating my meat, my dick not gonna grow.

Oooh, another epidermis.

Will move my father said he was going to the store and it's been 15 years he hasn't came back yet

My mom used to say if I left a light on in the middle of the night, then a monster would come and tone it off. I don't know why she used to say that.

My parents told me during Christmas time if I didn't go to sleep that Santa Claus is going to step on me in the middle of the night