What did I get arrested for and why?

Bombastic said I die

It looks like you got arrested like mid shift at Little Caesars thank you were delivering a pizza and you actually just walked right into their house and shit in their bathroom and left without permission

You got arrested for being a boy if I were you your face is a biohazard you were alone you just seeing you are you a walk in community guideline

Oh Fornaio at your worst at like a fuck is that she would say lol TV is the weather like you got a rest of a fucking too big body beers and she old broke dick is yo-yo fucking boss Agana Broke Ave., Long neck ass bitch yo I got arrested for Hamerina fucker

Boy they caught you ass sniffin' farts.

Ah nah, there he don't put his penis in a toaster again. vide daddy

Play Cochise in the back of Popeyes after hours smack you on raw chicken is making raw chicken safe freaky slurs today motherfucker

Man, they didn't cut your ass going to NBA Young Boy Panty drawer, bro.

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He was probably out on the beach kicking little boys sandcastles and shit.