Alright guys, I'm trying to roast the fuck out of my friend if I had any friends, but I'm trying to roast them and I need a good yo mama joke What's the best yo mama joke?

Yo mama so ugly when she started looking in the mirror the mirror started to crack. Ah Words

Yo mama so fat she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl

Hammer yo mama ain't even your mama that's your daddy and stupid and ugly ass bitch

I'm so fat her car has strict mark your mama so fat when she sits around the house she sits around the house I don't want so fat when she walked past the TV I missed three episodes your mama so fat her job title is been a fork operator yo mama so fat when she has that she has made two trips you're so fat you're high heels to come back in flip-flops

Guess what when where is your mama your mama who your mama in Ocala cause you don't want you

Your mama so fat when I set an alarm me much incentives and shall pass and Mr whole season

Yo mama so fat that when she starts walking it be like

Your mother so fast she stepped on a scale and is said to be continued.

Your mom's so broke she can't even pay attention. I'm so funny.

I got you. Mama said you're eventually gone!