Dear Dave, you're so pretty!

Marry me, baby girl.

you so pretty and you got a really pretty smile bro i can never compete with that because bro i got an ugly smile with teeth like if i smile with my teeth honey i look just like i'm gonna kill somebody or something like i don't look happy i just look like scary as fuck but like without teeth i look okay you know but yeah you just look so pretty yes i'm fucking jealous but i wish i looked like you never

Should I really add your stamp though? Like, do you deserve it?

I have to be a tiger now. I'm genuinely in love with you. I'm genuinely in love with you. Like, brother, you're too bad. You're too fun for this planet. You need to be with me, for real, brother.