Nobody wants to go near you with a 10-foot fucking pole, yeah, nobody wants to be your girlfriend, your boyfriend, whatever Where this confidence is coming from, I do not know, put it back

Yo, I ain't even gonna lie, boys, um, they're saying it, yeah, you know how, like, boys, like, girls sitting on their faces and, like, putting all the weight on? Yeah, I'm just saying, if you wanted her to sit on your face, you're dying in seconds, pal. Yeah, the mass that she's got is putting you to sleep forever.

I have a bone to pick with some men on this app You ain't a real man. If you are coming for a woman that ain't got nothing Wrong with her. Okay. Yeah, she's plus-size and what about it? Like so what and you probably look like You probably live in your mama basement or your cheeto dust fingers And you gonna come for her at least she can live by herself

Slut for your Zaza. You're a slut for KFC, you dumb ****.

Damn, shoutout to your floor though, for being able to support that, but for real, give me a warning next time dawg.