So, um, this is a documentary on why you don't be a ****. Basically, mates told me to go, like, annoy the guy next to me, so I was running on it, you know, I was feeling real cocky, looking like a right knobhead, you know. I thought I was funny at the time, and that's what happens, mate.

This guy's a fucking ******.

Oh, come on, we didn't give all of yous a fucking smack on that treadmill, you fucks.

Bro, why's the other dude got a dumpy though?

That shit funny as hell.

I mean like, you... why would you speed it up? Like, what?

This is so outrageous. This workout don't seem to be working.

That was a beautiful scorpion though.