Okay, but your hair, it is so, it is so nice, like, I got like deadass straight hair, and it's such a pain in the arse, because it won't do nothing, like the amount of hairspray you could shove on my fucking head, it will just go back to pin straight, like.

Okay, I might be biased considering the fact that I have curly hair, but like goddamn UQ, look, I can do the fuckin' cookin', I can do the cleanin', like... Fuck you want me to do well, so you want me to speak in a fuckin' Russian accent? Like, duh. I can do Russian accent, what else do you want me to do?

That's cool and all but you ever

I'm 21, can you do somethin' for me? Can you blow your back out for me?