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This is for the guys girls you can save this for later Guys, what is something that a girl does that will turn you off on a first day or make you not want to cover at all.
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For my first day, I probably will have a first day in years, but this um Turnoff is for myself. It's when I start uncontrollably Controllably farting and sharding on my significant other and like it just gets like everywhere. It just gets like real crazy
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That bitch farts
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They'd be fine. I'm gonna have to fight her.
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On God
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It's too pushy. It's just like too way too bold and forward. weird, like about sex and stuff. It just gives me the ick.
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Jay, I feel like you're the kind of guy that like wants to date internationally because you think like oh I'm so over American girls So like we go you know book a trip to Ireland with the boys and then you like meet all these blondes and you're like Oh, I love Ireland, but like the girls are really doing the same thing. You're just doing it in another country drinking
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Understandable. Have a good one.
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If she, it's just her pussy and it smells her fingers! Or if, like, I'm dating her, or I haven't actually been on a date. I'm sad. Hehehehe. You just let me...
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Wish he doesn't show up.
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Fresh I feel like you'd be going on those alternative dates where you're like, oh, let's go to a flea market and Then she doesn't show up and you're like well I may as well get some shopping done because I'm not gonna let this go to waste.
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Hell yeah, I mean, wasting all that damn gas. I'm enjoying myself doing something even if she don't show up. I don't give a fuck. I ain't gonna swim on a dude, sit there and be sad. That's one bitch out of how many motherfucking women on this damn planet?
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Definitely the dumb ass fucking zodiac signs they'd be talking about. Like bro, I got fucked up.
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dude such a Virgo thing to say bro I feel
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I definitely think you're giving me
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Oh my god, you sound like a view.
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Yeah, bro. You're such an Aries dude.
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I think lateness and just do it like service people yeah no it just makes me itch
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Yeah, she's late then she's rude. You're just like I even come you know I could I could have had a nice meal to myself in peace and quiet.
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I'm just like off intelligence I'm not lol you stupid but just so you know me like a lot of holding a conversation this moment worth it
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Glenn out here giving out IQ contests at the Golden Corral. He'd be like, yo, put the triangle in the square. Figure it out. Let's go. and can be no standard deviation off.
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Go to Corral bro what?
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If she's on her phone too much too many ******* be calling her phone we're on a date some apple as I can't take accountability fuck all of that
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Yeah Travis the phone thing has been on my nerves since 2013 like I've been going on a straight decade where it's like like you can't eat a meal without your phone, I'm like, you can't eat me old man.
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If the koochies stink.
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If you're staying just wanna pay for gas and baby wipes easy fix
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Honestly if we're being honest with you this motherfucking coach isn't that strong like or did you go on the table and took a little swipe a sniff in her Coochie and he's like oh shit that kind of stank or what cause on it
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