y'all should rape my dog one out of ten. I just got him yesterday out of the alleyway.

I'm not gonna I don't I'm gonna be I want to say but I tongue that tongue can do something

Why is it tongue so long? I tell it to close its mouth before I stick something in it.

Brother that's not a dog that's a chubacabra

My God it is not a dog Hello

You're dog's so cute! You got him yesterday. Oh, oh, where, where, in the dumpster I mean, in the pet store I mean, yeah.

I'm sorry, honey but like That dog is possessed that is a fucking skinwalker Don't let shit out the window.

Disrespect but is that really your dog like is that really your dog because like he's laying down and I just feel like I should talk to her