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Okay guys, so I made some food and I wanted you guys to rate it from a scale of 1 to 10 on how good it looks because honestly Everybody was hating on it, but it was really good.
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You need a special acquired taste of puts. Frozen SpaghettiOs, Lavagna Sausages, and olives all on one plate and eat it like this.
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Honestly, I think this is the true definition of a struggle meal.
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I'm sorry, one, the spaghettios are not frozen. I put gelatin in them. And two, what did you just call Vienna sausages? Viana? What?
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Jello? I'm sorry, did you just say Jello? That makes it worse! Oh my f***ing god, I'm sorry Lord for using your name in vain.
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I'ma keep it for real though, I got that image off of Google. I do not cook like that.
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Oh, thank... Oh, thank God. I thought you was being serious, baby. I was about to... I was about to have to break up with you and shit. I couldn't deal with that.
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You can't break up with me, Jameer. Ha ha ha ha. We for life reduce dogma no matter how bad my cooking is.
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Yeah, I'm a confusing motherfucker. I like things that don't make sense, but what the fuck is going on here?
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Benicio I made food for you and you were just going to charge it
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Nah, you don't- you don't make food for me anymore! Pfft, we're over, right? That's all done now. So now I'm just talking to you like I do all my exes.
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Benicio, it's not like that. We're not over, I promise. Just let me make some more food for you, muchacho.
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shit alright I'll eat anywhere that's abomination if it's from you.
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mffhh mmmm mmmm
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Oh yeah!
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Why did I listen to all of that? I sort of stopped at the freaking buzzing from your whatever notification that was
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You know why you couldn't Shit girl, you know why you couldn't stop because not me You're obsessed But don't, don't, don't, don't become unobsessed.
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White people food in 2023. That shit's ass. Full on fucking ass.
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Come on, eat some.
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Yo shit, if some reason is getting me claustrophobia. Look at me yo shit, I just can't breathe bro like this
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Hehehehehe
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and spaghettios and olives and hot dogs. Your cooking sucks because that combo doesn't even work take the kitchen somebody take the kitchen away from vector So right now somebody take the kitchen.
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No, I think I'll keep my kitchen and I'll cook you something don't worry I know you want to try my cooking so bad because I'm so good at it, but...
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I'm actually horrified. Please don't cook me anything. Please.
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Then octopus like the tentacles um yeah
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Mooooooooo!
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🐕
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Honestly, I agree with you. I really do. I feel you on that.
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Good that you've been honest.
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Who let you cook? Who let you cook?
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I did. I cooked it myself.
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Please step out the kitchen. Please do not cook ever again.
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I can cook for you baby. Don't play with me.
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Not if you cook like that, you know
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I think I'm gonna throw up. What the fuck is that?
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That is your lunch meal.
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I'm killing myself.
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Peace out, Rainbow Trout.
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Bro, why are there a bunch of circumcised penises?
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But because I like to eat them for lunch
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The fact that this food doesn't have a fucking piece of chicken leg on top makes me distraught.
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I can cook you chicken too, don't worry.
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