You can only save one. Your mom or your dad. Which are you saving? I know you're about the trauma dump, but go ahead.

My dad's already dead Yeah

I'm picking my mom because we all know my daddy left for the milk before I was even here

I'd rather save the funny parent. I would save my dad.

I'm not saving either though thank and son of a bitch

I'm sorry but I literally can't answer this question. I love them both equally. I can choose.

This is a really hard decision. I don't know why you'd make anyone choose this. I don't know who I would choose. I choose my mom. Fuck my dad.

Man, I'm saving myself. I don't care what situation we're in. I'm saving myself.

My dad fucked my mama.

Will, my dad left me, so obviously my mom. I'll have a dad. Never had, never will.