Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the stupid person house knock knock who's there the chicken I'm sorry that was not funny at all but still why are you at my door why

What did the sushi say to the beef? Wasabi!

What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi? I stole them.

If you were autistic and your parents were cousins, your sister is the one with Down syndrome.

Who uses dad jokes anymore? Willie?

What did the ketchup say to the mustard ketchup motherfucker

Isolate do you know when you're a kid like you like blow bubbles underwater and like a bad oh yeah he called last night and like he was like reenact it

Okay, here's my dad joke. What are you doing? What a little girl is up in your DMs. Reply to her with cute emojis. Ha ha ha!

Oh poop ha ha funny