Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

How do fish get high seaweed

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fshhhhhh

I have one what is it called knock knock who's there pizza pizza here now be there for you

OK this is 100% gonna be the worst one but nevertheless why don't eggs tell each other jokes because they crack each other up

My guy turned into an ambulance at the end of that

Dumb bitch straight with you bro all these fucking jokes is crazy I'm gonna kill myself because you're my 13 reasons why I want you to know that I'm gonna hang myself and beat my meat at the same time as I'm hanging you know facts

What is brown and sticky? right now i'm a.... i still haven't sisly discovered this it's a stick mina, wapking thats funny i fell and took a boot

All right, I got one I got one. What is the cause of dry skin? Yeah! Hehehehe

What is a mistake You're my boy I see you I'm sorry

Oh, this one's not a dad joke, but I think it's kind of funny. What do a Jew and a bullet have in common? Only one of them comes out of the chamber.