Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

Motherfucker! When did you call a house that is laid out with bricks? Brick house! goods...

What country has a lot of dinerware? The United Plates of America. Ha ha ha that's a real knee slapper

I don't know if it's just me but like I'm scared of this app because like you don't know you never know like somebody could just be masturbating to your voice right now so like yeah I'm scared

The recently I found out that my spoon was gay how do I know I try to take it on dates but the only ones to see men I didn't like see them if you don't laugh I would murder you in 14 times

What's long and black the line at KFC

What did the circle or what did the squared state of the circle? You're pointless. What did the circle state of the square? That's how I roll.

People say that I sound like a little kid but I'm not I'm literally I'm not saying my age

What is wrong with y'all?

Did you hear about the blind prostitute you've got to hand it to her

Oh, I'm sorry man, but I can't tell you when I ain't got a dad. He left me