How to politely get off a phone call with someone that keeps complaining about others and his down straight annoying, what would you say to them to end that call?

I say nothing I'm just in the car

Shit mate sorry but like I've got to take a massive poo right now so I've got to go sorry bye

Hangup hangup hit that little red button that's all you Gotta do like you never got a make up no excuse that you pay your phone bill is your phone you need to make up no excuse and go through all that hang up

Oh I gotta go, my mum wants me to go up to the shop.

Oh that's so crazy yeah Oh fuck I got to go walk my fucking fish I'll talk to you later honey

Hey, just fucking turn on airplane mode And it doesn't say you hung up or any of that shit. It just says like lost connection or some shit I don't fucking know, but it doesn't say you did anything.

Alright, my mom called me.

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Someone's annoying me on the phone I just pretend like my phones breaking up but you know not to add to it

Damn, my grandma just texted me she got in the car wreck. Or it'd be like just somebody in my family got in the car wreck. It's tragic.