Would you rather always have a hair in your mouth or an eyelash in one eye for the rest of your life? Both are the fucking worst. I really don't even know.

Actually a fucking hair in my mouth like that's shitty like I can get over the eyelash on my fucking knife fuck that should I do that is the worst pain then like having like a fucking hangnail

My brother in Christ, you are scaring the hoes!

Um, is killing myself an option because I think, uh, yeah, that one.

Is killing myself an option?

How old is wonder how come on ketchup bottles it says shake well but when you get ketchup packets it doesn't

Probably just a hair in my mouth because I always have to do that because like somehow I get my cats hair in my mouth And when I have an eyelash in my eye, I like can't play basketball and stuff so I can't see what I'm doing

Am I choose that you get both for even asking such a preposterous question

Bro yeah there's never a person should I guess on the timeline again not gonna be running here this year and our address woke up I just never say some shit like this again

Bro, I'm fucking killing myself, honestly, I cannot deal with that shit. A hair in my mouth? Holy fuck. my brains out.

Stupid ass shut the fuck up right the fuck down bitch