Would you rather always have a hair in your mouth or an eyelash in one eye for the rest of your life? Both are the fucking worst. I really don't even know.

Rather have dinner with JC

Double it and give it to the next person

Do you wanna know hockey stars I'll keep them here Duggar doing my balls

Fucking dead Oh that would suck I have a fucking eyelash in your face forever but then I'm here in your mouth and also suck dick I wanna say I'm going with eyelash

I'd rather have the hair in my mouth, bro. Because that shit with the eyelash, I just be chilling. One of my regular day, next thing you know, a ***** rubbing his eye and shit. Then if it don't go away, I'm ready to beat the shit out of somebody's grandfather. So it was like.

If I had no choice but to pick one I'll probably pick her in my mouth because an eyelash in my eye hurts like f***ing nothing else bro I'm not even gonna lie that s**t hurts so much you're not hair in my mouth for sure but

The only thing that triggers my fight or flight response is an eyelash in my fucking eye like bro It's fight or flight when that fucking happens.

Hair in the mouth. Hair in the fucking mouth. Hell no!