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All right would you rather date a tall guy who is poor he's ugly he's mean or would you rather date a short guy he's rich he's nice and he's very attractive
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Being honest, I've always looked for short dudes because you know I'm 5 foot so I'm gonna have to stick with this short edge you know
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You gon' really do your kids like that. Like, your kids want to eat five foot.
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And I know that's another that's another win for team gremlin
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We're talking about women here and I would rather date a short woman.
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I mean it really depends on how short we talking you know like I ain't sailing for no door motherfuckin You know, but like if he's like a little bit shorter than me, then that's okay Like as long as you got money bro, I'm in
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Naby, I think it's a Lord Farquaad situation, alright? He's short, no doubt about it. He is short, but he's got castles, he's got private security, he's got the ability to take you anywhere you want in the land, like... But, you know, not...
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Man, you is a ******.
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Ahhhh!
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Now hold her while she's doing such a tour people a group dick
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Oh my god, what the fuck did we do? We're just existing.
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Dude sure guy money money money money
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I mean I'm short but I never really get a chance to talk to the girl You know Girls just think I'm ugly They never want to talk to me man. I know I know I'm young But like...
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Go crack some *****, it can never be me. Fuck around with you, bitch. Dirty ass, black ass skin. Fuck off with you bitch.
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See I'm a go with the short guy because like money is what we need to survive and I fuck I'm gonna do with a fucking ugly guy and we'll talk as look at the best day but he's like OK no we need the money to survive in this world
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Burr what?
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Yeah, she definitely on a clown pussy.
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Bro you eating swallowing drowning in clown pussy because it's like let me put an example essay you choose in a tall ugly bum bitch instead of the fucking find out Latina who knows how to cook raw food like
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Brrrrrot Brrrrot Brrrrot Brrrot Brr... Brr-what?
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Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh.
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Shut the fuck up you stupid bienic, holy fuck.
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Man, be quiet, yeah.
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this guy combine small line Você Yeah, shut the fuck up.
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Fuck them Mexicans *****
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On some real shit though when you was doing all the birds Sherry how the fuck did those how the fuck did the subtitles pick that shit up perfectly though
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I'm already really short so if I went with the short guy he'd probably still be taller than me That's just my reality.
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Short guy for the win.
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Suzanne, you're always coming in with these easy ass responses. You cut to the chase, less than 5 seconds. I know when I click play, I'm gonna be in and out in less than 10 seconds. I always appreciate that about you.
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I'm always in the know in less than 10 seconds.
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C-A-P, do you already know what that word means?
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I before short and I also date short guys. It's like my kind of thing.
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I feel like you wanted to say king but you weren't sure if it was like work appropriate or school appropriate or maybe stereo appropriate But I was thinking it I wanted to finish your sentence for you as I was listening to the sound but I just wanted you to know that But yeah.
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No, thing. the king!
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Man what are you got a beard on your avatar Uber me when I when we were in wait what why do you have a beer and a whole bunch of kids marshaling to face dude I should wait to fuck
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I agree, I agree.
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