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All right would you rather date a tall guy who is poor he's ugly he's mean or would you rather date a short guy he's rich he's nice and he's very attractive
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Okay, but what does short mean? I mean, obviously I'd choose the short guy, but I'm 5'4". Like, what is short to you guys?
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So Shrek was an animated movie, but they put Lord Farquaad at about 411 and they put Shrek at about 6-3. So you're talking about three standard deviations of like the United States national male hype, okay? That's what we're dealing with.
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Well, I would say if he's above 5'4", because I would say like short is considered 5'5' for man. So, I don't know.
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Or I mean even if he's like 5'4", 5'3", even if he's shorter than me, obviously not massively shorter than me because that's awkward because I'm a short woman but But I still would date him, you know, that's not bad.
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I have to go with the short one on this one
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ooops okay I forgot to raise my arms my arms were about to fall I didn't fix... So you don't...
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Mmm, definitely an Oompa Loompa.
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Woof! Hot topic right here. But, my day, you know, they always say, Nice guys. Always finish last.
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Definitely the short attractive guy.
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Alex, you're tall Russian and have pink hair. Like, I'm climbing you like a tree for the rest of my life if I'm, if it's available, right? Like, the thing about short guys is like, we'll go anywhere. We're flexible. You know what I mean? We can try.
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Personally, I would go for a tall guy because the dick is always massive, you know. They always have... Please stop laughing, honey. Please stop laughing. They always have big dicks and it's just better. third leg.
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That's not true at all, my dick is only like 2 and a half inches and I'm 6'4". the fuck?
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Yes it does thank you for the question
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The show guy wins this one.
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