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Hi, listening. This is for educational purposes only. How would you hide a dead body? It's for science class, alright? All right, I'm trying to do the math.
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Okay, so I live in Louisiana, we just throw the bodies into the bayou and let the alligators eat it. I mean like it's free food to them. I mean if I was alligators, I would eat it. Free food. Don't call me cannibal now though. Don't call me Jeff-
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I swear I will do is I will take out until like the middle of the sea and then I would fucking feed it to shock
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Alright, alright, alright. Listen, listen. Okay, listen. Okay. Make sure you're listening. Grab a notebook and some paper, a pen, something. Make sure you're listening. Alright. Ready? Ready? Okay. So, So, first.
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Oh, don't you worry. I was listening and you are a horrible person
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Thank you, thank you, I take that as a compliment. And thank you for listening. really appreciate it
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Like, I don't know what I'll do now, but like, when I was like in fourth grade, like, I used to tell my friends that I was gonna kill someone and then I would like chop up their body and just like like burry it in different places. I don't even know like why I said that.
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Put the nearest homeless shelter because just think about it stink about it
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Okay, so this might take a few parts what you're gonna do is you are going to get like you know those big blue metal Canisters that people put oil and shit in gonna get those you're gonna get a boat and you gotta go to the ocean Okay, so you're gonna get all that shit fishing gear on that boat
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You know, let you have your canisters, some tropical fish, and fishing gear on this boat. You are going to go out in the ocean, and you're going to go as far as you can without getting like, Pull over by the ocean cups and you are going to put your d-
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So you're gonna put your dead body in the canister, throw the canisters, one of the canisters, the canister that has no body in the ocean, put some of your fish in the other ones down there for a couple hours, and then come back. Problem solved. Let the sharks eat the f-
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See how I hide a dead body is by cutting it up is 60 different pieces Hiding it in 20 different areas how are they ever find the dead body
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OK so first inject insulin under their tongue to make them die right OK dead body time you dig a hole I don't know like 7'7 feet you put the body then about 5 feet up you put a dead animal so if police dog so
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Like I was saying so if police dogs dig up that area though find a dead animal they'll just be like oh it's probably just that animal and if he didn't check them with insulin a day and they do
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And they did find the body anyways. It would probably be marked as natural causes. So... Oh
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Simple. Wrap the body in a bag, put some bricks in the bag, let it float to the bottom of the ocean. Done. Easy done do. Period.
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So what you do is you have to like get alcohol and a splash lemon and just like dump it on their body or like sprayed on them whatever it will drowned out the dead body sent and then you just bury them in the middle of nowhere
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