Nah, gang, you almost hit that, though. That's crazy. Don't even be ashamed, either, because, like, you know, hate comments and stuff like that, because I can barely hit an ollie. You hit that, man. That's still a success in my book.

Oh dad for real

I kind of saw that coming, man.

Bro, for real, I want you to fucking get your ass in for the shit, bro. I did it! You think you're fucking cool? Look at that, you fucking look like you eat fucking trash on the floor every day, you motherfucker.

That skateboard really said, nope, I'm out!