As you can see I am running for president of day no I'm never running for fucking president United States I think that's one of the scariest jobs in the whole entire world like you got so many people to hate you and I love you but also like you can press like the nuke button so like what the fuck what's the scary job man what scarier than being a president

You know if you're president

If you became the president of the United States of America, I'd assassinate you.

i mean, probably the military? i don't really know, bro, like, what other thing is as scary as fighting people in war, like, bombs going off around you, guns, and just fucking everything in between, fucking napalm, like, imagine, fucking, what's scarier than that?

Honestly, I said it two times so I ain't gonna say it again.

See bro, that's the thing. You're not even president and you already hate it. You might as well just become the president.