My boy got to eat it first!

OK but I'm gonna go with nine because they all look like they're $10 or less in the door and they just flake if you were happy use them for something they wouldn't get the job done

All right first off the fucking rainbow ass boy it looks like it's someone's eye offbrand dildo like that's something you get like off of Sheehan or something like that that is that comes with a rubber case he just showed up your ass second one looks like somethings in Beachwood buy off Amazon and like a self-defense kit side $300 it's like self-defense care ultimate extreme defense you know some bullshit like that third one looks like something you'd see you in like a Cabela's for eight bucks

well last one looks like it's got a sturdy blade and it's simple and isn't overly complicated and is least likely to break because of said things but that middle one the third one looks a lot like my dad's dick slitter yes that's what he calls it and i also really like that one