Mine, my squirrel, my beautiful squirrel.

You got chlamydia

hey yo do you believe in love at first sight or like do I need to walk by again?

Girl, you a wall cuz I wanna punch you.

Are you hello kitty cuz I'm trying to say hello to your kitty

Oh are you from Africa cause a wait no it's him wait what is it it's him wait yeah wait oh yeah 00 are you from Africa cause I'm starving to eat that pussy

If you do not become my girlfriend right now, I will kill myself and blame it on you. Best friends, 10 out of 10. Always works. Always works.