Hey guys, this is PineapplePlanet. Tell me what you do for a living without telling me what you do for a living. I'll go first. Alright, I work where I make sure people have a place to stay and that they can enjoy the surroundings of the place they're visiting. And yeah, that's what I do for a living. Alright, you go. PineapplePlanet out.

Okay, so I check people's tickets and direct them to the section or row that they're sitting in at an event and I guard, wand, and patrol the event so everybody has some fun, safe, and family-friendly time. Stormy and his motherfuckin' bitch can't gang in this thing! Brrrah-kya-kya!

The thing is, don't make fun of me of this, but I'm a nine-year-old on the tap with my own phone. I don't know why, but I'm just bored, and it's 2 a.m. And I have nothing to do but just stay on the tap, so... I don't know, but I'm just bored. I don't know if I stay up all night. Something's supposed to happen at 3 a.m. I don't know what's happening, so I'm scared.

If I were to play this game, as I assume that it is, I'd no longer have the job there anymore. But what it's worth, I just cleaned the products before shipping it out to other companies. That's all I can give. And plus, I signed a non-disclosure, so I probably can't tell you what the company is now.

The reason why I can't really say anything right now is because I got fired from this job. So I'm out of a job, really.

I make pornos.