Ayo, can you guys rate me? Cause I'm not the definition of a razor, bruh. Oh, yeah. I know you guys. You're gonna do some... ...stuff to me, bruh.

I'd give you a 0, but I think it's because you haven't gone through puberty yet, so maybe it's like a 0.5. Yeah, a 0.5.

9 to 5, that ugly ass bowl cut, hell no.

Bro, I'll give you a 7.5, but bruh, you're like that young dude off of Home Alone.

Hey you good, but like delete this app just delete this out my *****

I'll give you, like, a supplement. You just need to grow up and have a glow-up. Wait, why do you look like the guy that sings? Wait a minute. I don't ever want to see you and I never want to miss you again. You look like him. Oh my God, wait, wait, let me go look.

Nah, we both gonna get some bitches on my mama with our keys, for sure.