It looks like you've been trying to grow that mustache since puberty.

I'm sorry, but I can't with that chest hair peeking out and that facial hair. Might as well shave it off. You got nothing, bro.

Oh my god, Timmy Turner. Oh my god, you're so cute. Oh my god, Timmy Turner, please. Please!

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Okay, here's the thing. You look like you would be the most homophobic, racist dude ever and that's coming from someone that lives in Missouri, like, but also, you look extremely homosexual at the same time, like, bro.

Nah, cuz I swear you're a homosexual. I seen you at Walmart with her boyfriend at the freezer aisle. Swear. I'm not crazy.