I got something in my eye.

Um, I got dreads, I'm 6'3, I'm dark-skinned, I play basketball, um, I know Drake, um, God is my best friend, so you should really choose me out of all these fuck ****** in the comments because I'm the fuckiest *****, so I think that would be better for you to be honest. I mean, I'm just really considering about you, all you for real type shit, type shit.

Please! Please!

Uh, sorry, uh, even my axe, is that a ghost in the background, or is that just you?

I got, got, got, got

see it's like it's almost like not fair man like you think about it there's so many people on this world billions and billions of people okay feel me and of all these billions of people not one single damn person is as attractive as you like you got to be more considerate for these other people bro