First of all depends on how the cookies look and second of all I'd eat like the tiniest chunk and if I got poisoned then I would still probably survive because it is a small piece and I want to get a quarter to so

I wouldn't because of course I don't think it's poisoning if I don't like that neighbor and I would say I'm allergic to um cookies they bring another one I'm gonna call the police

I'm throwing a shit on the fucking floor dead in front of my face I don't give a fuck fuck you and your cookies I don't like you or your any of your family bitch

I'd fuck him

Yeah, I eat it. What's the worst I can have when I die? And then if I die around the P-taxes, so fuck it. Give me them cookies.

I'd probably be polite and be like, oh thanks for the cookies and then take them inside. They don't have to watch me throw it away. So I'm going to close my door and throw it away. It's not illegal to not eat them.

Depends on why I don't like them if they seem like they wouldn't try to poison me that I'm gonna eat that shit I'll buy cookies man

I'd stab that ****** in the chest 47 times and then eat the cookies.

Wow.

I'm guys I'm gonna name last year, like I did last time with your momma