Bro, why's she looking at me like that? Still thinking I'll just get a bath with a microwave right now and kill myself.

You're so pretty like your smile is so pretty too I'm like so jealous

I thought, I thought your username said Boner Lover.

Yo, back your face off the camera!

Okay, so, firstly, you look like Dave from Never Have I Ever, and that means you're hot, so you're fuckin' hot, and I was mashed.

If you don't stop fucking looking at me like that, bro, I'm gonna slap the shit out of you, bro.

I swear to god if I see this guy named Josh on my fucking for you page replying to everyone you need to stop because you're making me laugh and that's not funny